THICCWHALE

📖 The Story

Born from the depths of zero IQ and deep-fried meme culture, THICCWHALE is a tribute to all the degen whales who think sending $4 of ALGO makes them market makers. We saw the future — and it was fat, wet, and derpy.

Blubbed into existence by a mysterious dev (who may or may not be a whale in disguise), THICCWHALE has no purpose, no utility, and no shame. Just thiccness.

💡 The Idea

• Launch a memecoin with 0.00 brain activity required
• Send 50% of supply to wallets holding trash tokens
• Burn 10% just for the flex
• Reward THICCWHALE holders with... more THICCWHALE
• Freeze wallets that fatshame the coin

🗺️ The Roadmap

• Q2: Token Launch, Release NFT series: "Whale Tails & Failz"
• Q3: Launch THICCSWAP — a fake DEX that does nothing
• Q4: Partner with SeaWorld (they don’t know it yet)
• Q5: Hollywood biopic: "The Whale That Mooned"